I stopped at Home Depot on the way home from A’s. I could have asked the first person I saw in an orange apron to point me in the right direction, but it feels so good to stroll down the aisles shooting sly, knowing glances at the newly familiar tools and supplies: the drill bits, the pump sprayers, the random orbital sanders. Things I’ve purchased recently and have at home now; objects with which I’m developing – somewhat clumsily, sure, and somewhat clandestinely – a relationship. So I took my time.
And yeah, maybe even winked at a jumbo tin of Thompson’s Water Seal Cleaner & Brightener.
Eventually I came to an end cap with three shelves of penetrating oils. I was looking for Kroil because of reviews I’d read online, but they didn’t have that so I picked up a can of this stuff called PB Penetrating Catalyst. The can was crowded with grandiose claims in about a dozen different fonts, but that didn’t stop me from holding it up and squinting at it the way I squint at a glass of wine when called upon to taste it before committing to a whole bottle.
It was “revolutionary,” said the can, and “fabulous,” and “powerful.” Who was I to doubt it? So in the end – just like I do with the wine – I gave a single nod of acceptance and headed for the checkout.
When I got home the sun was shining. The rain is coming soon, right? I know I’m supposed to want that, I know the whole state needs it so badly. But oh, damn, the sun on my back deck is just so fucking fantastic.
This sun, I thought. This sun and this blue sky and this aerosol can of oil that may or may not bust that bolt free.
But fuck. I knew it wouldn’t/couldn’t.
I just knew it, and so I thought of a few things to do before trying. Changed into shorts and a tank top. Leaned on the deck railing and looked out over the ‘hood for five minutes. Turned on some music. Did some dishes.
But I only had a few hours to work on the chairs and so eventually I popped the top off the can, aimed the nozzle at the bolt head, and hit that motherfucker with two short, sharp bursts of oil. It pooled, yellow and foaming, and then started to sink in.
The instructions on the can said to let it penetrate for five minutes. I decided to give it 20.
I knew it wouldn’t work.
It wasn’t quite noon, but those 20 minutes and the knowing it wasn’t going to work, plus the warm sun on my skin…I needed a beer. It’s near-enough-noon, I decided, and I cracked open a Lagunitas Czech Pilsner.
And then I sat outside in the sun. I could have sat in Chair #1, all re-glued and solid now, but I sat in Chair #3 instead. Rocked at the hips to feel the wobble, as if the chairs-needing-fixing justified sitting out there drinking a beer at not-quite-noon. As if the instability of the chair proved this project needed doing, a belief that might sustain me if and when I still couldn’t budge that goddamn bolt. I sat there, limbs splayed, soaking up the sun and sipping my beer. Considering the tendrils of bougainvillea that wend their way up from my downstairs neighbor’s back porch, reaching for greater heights and trying to get a firm hold on something.
Then I caught the heady whiff of penetrating oil on the barely-there breeze, and it sent a shiver through me. And it wasn’t just on the air, it was on me, on my fingers. I brought my hand up to my nostrils and inhaled (I couldn’t help it, even though it says “VAPOR HARMFUL” and “EXCESSIVE INHALATION MAY BE FATAL” right on the can), and suddenly I was awash in – awash in what?
In waves of missing. In longing for my father. In a gaping but somehow inviting loneliness.
I missed my dad and wished with all my heart to just feel him in the world.
I closed my eyes and tilted my face toward the sun and inhaled the scent of penetrating oil – and then I did feel him.
Did our garage/his workshop smell like this? I don’t know. There was no specific scene called up, just this achy yearning and a montage of images: a workbench, a red metal toolbox, a sawhorse made of 2x4s, tools organized on pegboard. I don’t know if I was seeing things from one garage or many – we moved a lot and I have a shitty memory. And I don’t know if my father’s work spaces smelled of penetrating oil, or something similar, or neither. Hell, maybe my brain was just fucking with me entirely, the way it does when the sky’s so blue or the grass so green.
But he was less far away from me somehow. Eyes still closed, I suddenly found myself remembering how my father taught me to punch a speed bag in some garage in whatever suburb we lived in when I was small. And that achy breaky lonely feeling hurt so good.
By which I mean, it was not despairing, it was warm. And every few minutes I put my fingers up to my nose again, inhaled again. Alone, lone, lone, lonely – but I didn’t wish anyone else there right then, not A or my kids or even #1.
See, Jim, I said – telepathically – to my hiking buddy and fellow human-figuring-shit-out-at-middle-age. See? Some kinds of lonely are beautiful. Some kinds are sustaining.
The 20 minutes were over. I took a long drink of beer and a deep breath, and I got up and stood over the rickety frame of the chair, the wood I’d cracked last week clamped so I wouldn’t fuck it up any further. I took a solid stance, braced myself for failure, and turned the thing lefty loose-y.
There was about an inch of give that sparked a short-lived flicker of hope, but then resistance.
Utter.
Fucking.
Resistance.
Once again I was at an impasse. Fuck all. I flipped the whole flimsy thing over to give the not-stripped bolts on the other side a try. They were just as stuck. I doused them in penetrating oil, stood with hands on hips watching it sink in.
Fuck all.
I decided to skip ahead, to remove the planks of the seat and start cleaning the ends and the grooves they fit into, to prep all that for re-gluing. They pulled out pretty easily, thank you, Jesus. There were tiny nails in the slats and I worked them patiently with pliers until I could pry them out. I cleaned each piece of wood with soapy water and a rag, slopping dirty water all over my bare legs. I dipped the rag in denatured alcohol and started working on the old, hardened glue, scrubbing at it and then also chipping away at it with my rasp. I relaxed into the slow, deliberate chore of it all, let time slow down, let the sun warm me inside and out.
And my thoughts drifted to this line of Rilke’s: “I am too alone in the world, and not alone enough to make every minute holy.”
Hear that, Jim? There’s “too alone” but there’s also the holiness of alone. I can attest to it, can cite just how delicious it is, for example, to walk the sidewalks and railroad tracks of Memphis, Tennessee, where I know nobody, just me under the hot southern sun. I can vouch for the beautiful loneliness of an 11-hour Greyhound bus trip. For the glory of a twin bed in a hostel. For bellying up to the bar in a strange town and ordering a drink without a word to anyone but the barkeep.
And, hell, you know how I feel about this one: miles and miles and miles in the mountains – no companions / no cell phone / no evening news or social media – and sleeping alone under the whole big, starry sky, courting a kind of lonely so glorious it feels like religion. That sweet wholesome delicious sort of lonely, I absolutely love it, I crave it even.
The tricky thing – and I thought about this as I scrubbed at the wood, picked at the glue – the tricky thing for me is the raging dichotomy at my core, this fierce desire for solitude competing for space, somehow, with its opposite. I mean, Joe’s dead so you can’t ask him, but ask A or boy-who-broke-my-heart or maybe even Ex (though I’m not sure he knows) – but I’m sort of a fucking lunatic that way. How deeply intimate I want to be when I’m in love – heart to fucking heart – and how a lesser thing – a fine thing, a complacent thing – makes me want to run away to the wild, wild wilderness and let loneliness and the enormous beauty of the world burn me into something spare and pure.
Rilke says it – or something similar – better: “and in the silent, sometimes hardly moving times when something is coming near, I want to be with those who know secret things or else alone.”
I’d barely made a dent in the glue when it was time to take a shower and get ready to go out. Not the best chair day, but somehow I felt okay. Maybe because…well, have you ever given someone advice and then panicked a little (or a lot) thinking maybe you’d steered them wrong? Well, my chair was still a hot mess but at least the day’s reflections made me confident in some amateur life coaching I’d offered up the day before:
Never stay with someone for fear of being alone.
I tidied up out back – my back deck. I put my tools away – my tools, for fixing stuff myself (or trying). I rinsed out my beer bottle (yeah, bitches, a beer before noon) and dropped it into the recycling bin. And on the way to the shower I paid very close attention to the lonesome sound of my bare feet on the hardwood floor, and I felt tremendously grateful.
I am too alone in the world, and not alone enough
to make every minute holy.
I am too tiny in this world, and not tiny enough
just to lie before you like a thing,
shrewd and secretive.
I want my own will, and I want simply to be with my will,
as it goes toward action,
and in the silent, sometimes hardly moving times
when something is coming nearer,
I want to be with those who know secret things
or else alone.
I want to be a mirror for your whole body,
and I never want to be blind, or to be too old
to hold up your heavy and swaying picture.
I want to unfold.
I don’t want to stay folded anywhere,
because where I am folded, I am a lie.
And I want my grasp of things
true before you. I want to describe myself
like a painting that I looked at
closely for a long time,
like a saying that I finally understood,
like a pitcher I use every day,
like the face of my mother,
like a ship
that took me safely
through the wildest storm of all.Rainer Maria Rilke,translated by Robert Bly